this ought to be “boyfriends, breakups, and bitches: part the last” but with way more details than you ever needed

these last two weeks have been quite possibly the most complicated weeks of my entire life, and here’s why. it all started when I invited this guy, I’ll call him LD, over to my house last Wednesday. now look, I knew what I was getting into when I asked him over. I expected us to […]

every single time

so somebody said the phrase “all good things must come to an end” and apparently it was this guy named Geoffrey Chaucer a long long long time ago well fuck that guy. seriously. restaurants, relationships, brands, foods… always. as soon as I get hooked on something, it’s gone. the Macaroni Grill near my house went out […]

disturbed in more ways than one

so I was going through my room at my dad’s place last weekend since he was moving and I had to pack everything into boxes, and I happened across some very interesting what I like to call artifacts from the strange age. basically all these weird ass drawings and shit that are from when I […]

confession #2

let’s be brutally honest here: I have about as much grace as a drugged elephant. this is why I could never be a dancer. this is why no one should ever ask me to dance without being fully prepared to have their feet stepped all over. so I go to this steampunk bar sometimes, and […]

feeling very pretty

today I found out that I look great in pictures. just had my senior portraits done down at the school (dumb; why should they take senior pictures before our senior year even starts? shouldn’t they want them from just before we graduate? well whatever) and expected them to be the same generic pictures that you […]